Packed up 11 boxes of penguin today. 334 pounds total
To clarify it was boxes of books from Penguin Random House. I did not shove 334 pounds of antarctic seabird into boxes at my job
oh i can’t fucking believe this. the gods—they smote me. just smited me out of the blue. i’ve been smit. they gave me absolutely no warning before smating me. smoted my guts all over the place. with thunderbolts and everything. absolutely smurted me
linguists and philosophers don’t know how this word works really
"Outfit repeater" is such a dumb insult. Yes, I like my clothes and will wear them. You sound like a Tiktoker who does Shein hauls. Ratio.
Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease
I adore @maudiemoods Pokemone Sun and Moon they’re just so shaped and the desings fit them perfectly. Also their backstory (including Eclipse) is just *muha* chefs kiss.
and who wouldn’t want to sleep on a cloud huged by the best friend.
@reaurelynios I drew themm,, I really really love themmm,,,
sprinkling the crumbs of my sunny art on tumblr rq
Op you don’t realize how much I need more werecat!Scar content in my life. You’re a genius and I’d like to know more about your AU
On an unexpected blood moon, Jellie attacked him before running away. After being unable to find her, he cleaned himself up and called it a night, hoping to find her tomorrow.
Waking up in the morning he found her curled up next to him, acting herself again and like nothing had happened. Though a bite mark remained to prove otherwise, it still felt like a dream.
me thinking of a funny joke i told last year
This is terrible but today when I was playing volleyball outside with some friends one of their children (18 months) was sort of ambling around on his stumpy little toddler legs and so we were all trying to be careful and like not spike the ball onto the baby but then he wandered over to his father, who picked him up bc dad reflexes, and then the ball got passed over to the dad and he sort of had a no thoughts moment and instinctively used his child to smack the volleyball over to the next person. Like he just swung the kid and used his legs like a baseball bat. I'm never going to forget his face of premature regret mid baby-manuever right when he realized what he was doing AND the instant he realized his wife saw it happen. Anyway the baby was fine he didn't make contact with the ball all that hard and he was just mad his dad wouldn't use him as a club again but I had to sit down because I laughed so hard I cried.
Got some flying/sky theming in this one. I completely altered the palette for Cloud Mario because the lack of blue for a sky based power up was weird, and yes I know most if not all of Mario’s Power Up transformations have some shade of red on them because that’s his color but I can do what I want and. I want blue and white. Nothing I can really say about the rest of these. What I can say is I forgot the scarring on the previous transformations from SMG, bc in my HCs that game takes place after SPM so everybody would have their scarring from it.
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